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07.06.2025 08:14
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Next, they tried...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
Loons and Moons
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
No go.
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
Women like what they hear while men like what they see, it that true?
Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Still no good
Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why do people stay in cults after they have joined?
No, not a chance
Still no good.
Nuts and Butts
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
Which Bibles can one read and be confident they are reading the inerrant word of God?
They put up a sign reading
No way
So they tried
Why do many men like women's breasts?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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